All good things, they say, must come to an end.

The A35, Weymouth Quay, a night on Winston’s farmhouse scrumpy – all journeys ending in blissful oblivion.

They are now joined by Who's Afear'd.

Like the end of the pre-1974 Dorset border, this is truly a tragic moment.  However, it is also a call to arms, a demand that all good Dorset folk  continue to represent their county with firm hearts, strong livers and warped minds.

We may be gone, but we will be watching over you. A bit like Yoda and Obi Wan Kenobi on that log in Star Wars, only with a can of cider in our hands, a badger at our feet, and more swearing.

A massive, massive thank-you to everyone who has ridden our 31 bus through the streets of rock n roll over the last 3 years, helping us leave a trail of smiles, stares, quiche crumbs and cider stains wherever we went. It has been a phenomenal ride, and we are grateful for all the applause, support and free pints that came our way.

And be not afear’d, for there is already one cider-soaked phoenix risen from the ashes. The Dorset Rock and Kevicious are once again hitting the pubs, clubs and festivals of the West Country with new outfit, the Skimmity Hitchers, and they invite you to jump on board: www.skimmityhitchers.com

And Mr Cranmore Lydd will continue to be found in many musical and non-musical guises at the Endorse It In Dorset festival and beyond.

Continue to watch this space for details...

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Who's Afear'd - Borderline

Denizens of Dorset. Brothers and sisters of Bridport and beyond. We bring you terrible news from the east. The county border has recently been breached at Poole, and hordes of soulless, flesh-eating Bournemouth zombies are flooding in from Hampshire. We have verified reports that hordes of incoherent hen parties and blood sucking estate agents have reached as far as Wareham, hell-bent on purging our beautiful county of everything beautiful, honest and true. Be under no illusions, this is more serious than foot and mouth.

Borderline Video 12/3/09 Written and directed by Jesse Tate and filmed by Karl

Welcome to Dorset - Now Sod Off

Thankfully, a cure has been developed in a secret Dorset laboratory. It would seem that Bournemouth zombies have a fatal aversion to all things truly Dorset. Scrumpy, Blue Vinney cheese, non-estuary dialect and the poetry of William Barnes are all known to destroy these lifeless parasites.

Scrumpy and Western Legends

Local scrumpy and western legends Who’s Afear’d have bravely volunteered to form a vanguard militia to wage war on the Bournemouth undead, using their unique brand of …. music, caustic wit, and county pride to strike terror in to the enemy’s rotting Hampshire hearts.

 

How To Spot a Bournemouth Zombie

• Fake tan
• Increasing ability to live entire social life through use of mobile phone.
• Attraction to WAG lifestyle - flashy cars/general style over substance.
• Telephone calls to Lon-don.

To Stop A Zombie...

Always go for the head! For preferred methods of dealing with zombies see Max Brooks "Zombie Survival Guide"

Interview with a Zombie

Keston is fucking busy...

Already a Zombie?

Keep in shape with Zombie yoga.

Sunday morning of the living dead